Det händer att Glenn går till plugget ibland,
men då är det för att bonka ut en och annan tand.
En spark i ärschlet på dig, och en högerkrok på dig,
ja sisådär nu kan Glenn gå hem och vila sig.

Glenn kan supa, Glenn kan slåss och Glenn kan röka sina bloss.
Kan han särskilt mycket mer? Det tror jag inte att han kan.
jo, Glenn kan svulla kabanoss, och Glenn kan spy på väg till Kos.
Där får vi nog dra en gräns för Glenns totala

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